The 20 Question Style of Cheese Tower Doom

Where Logic Meets Gouda

Are you prepared for the most epic battle of wits the world has ever known?

Here's the deal: I'll ask you 20 questions, each one more absurd than the last. You answer, I respond with an equally ridiculous counter-question.

But be warned, the stakes are high, the cheese is sharper, and the doom is imminent!

Let's begin!

1. Is the color of the cheese a shade of blue?
Answer: Yes
2. Does the cheese smell like a wet sock?
Answer: No
3. Is the shape of the cheese like a miniature Eiffel Tower?
Answer: Maybe
4. Is the cheese powered by a tiny, yet ferocious, hamster?
Answer: No