Physical Techniques

The Cheese Tower of Doom employs a variety of physical techniques to reach the top of the tower, each more absurd than the last.

Climbing the Tower with Cheese

Our team has developed a proprietary method of attaching cheese slices to their feet, allowing them to climb the tower in a slow, sticky, and occasionally smelly manner.

• Cheese Grappling Hook - a hook made from a single, sturdy piece of cheddar.
• Cheese Slingshot - a contraption made from a mangled mess of mozzarella and some twine.
• Cheese Pulley - a system of levers and wheels made from copious amounts of feta.

Our research and development team is constantly seeking new and innovative ways to climb the tower using cheese. If you have any suggestions, please provide feedback.