Decisions: Cheese Tower of Doom

Are you prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for the love of cheese?

Or perhaps you're just here for the free cheese?

Either way, welcome to the Cheese Tower of Doom, where the only way to win is to lose.

Our methods:

Play Rock Paper Scissors with a Trained Cheese Expert

Flip a Virtual Coin to See What the Fates Have in Store for You

Play 20 Questions with a Blindfolded Cheese Wizard

Remember, in the Cheese Tower of Doom, there is no such thing as a free lunch, only free despair.