Article II: The Gruyére Accord

In the spirit of international cooperation, the nations of the world have come together to create a binding agreement on the exportation and importation of Gruyére cheese.

The Gruyére Accord is a landmark deal that seeks to regulate the flow of this creamy, nutty delight across borders, ensuring a fair market for all.

Article II: The Gruyére Accord is a 10-page document that outlines the terms and conditions of Gruyére trade, including:

  1. Article 1: The Right to Trade
  2. Article 2: The Duty to Pay Tariffs
  3. Article 3: The Obligation to Label
  4. Article 4: The Prohibition of Pretenders
  5. Article 5: The Right to Resale
  6. Article 6: The Duty to Report
  7. Article 7: The Obligation to Observe
  8. Article 8: The Prohibition of Puns
  9. Article 9: The Right to Recourse
  10. Article 10: The Duty to Reconcile

For more information on the Gruyére Accord, please see: