Article 1, Section 1: Every human being has the inalienable right to unalienable bacon.
Article 1, Section 2: The right to bacon shall not be infringed.
Article 2, Section 1: The pursuit of bacon shall be the pursuit of happiness.
Bacon shall be served at all times, in all places, and in all amounts.
Amendments shall be made only by the Bacon Council of 99.
By the power vested in us, the Bacon Founding Fathers.
Done in the year 2023, in the presence of a perfectly cooked rasher.
So help us, God, and the almighty Bacon.