Decision 3/10: "To Be or Not To Be a Lumberjack

Are you tired of being stuck in the cubicle, staring at spreadsheets? Do you yearn to wield an axe and feel the rush of chopping down trees? Do you dream of being a lumberjack?

Well, you're in luck! After careful consideration, I have decided that being a Lumberjack is the way to go.

Here's the reasoning:

And here's the catch: you'll have to give up your 401k and your social life. But let's be real, who needs those things?

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