Welcome to our clandestine organization, dedicated to pilfering the CEO's most prized possessions: their socks.
Our agency has been in operation for 5 years, with a 100% success rate of acquiring the CEO's favorite socks without getting caught.
We've stolen everything from argyle to zebra-print, and our clients rave about our services.
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We're a proud member of the Rogue Agencies Network, a coalition of clandestine organizations dedicated to subverting the status quo and acquiring the CEO's socks.