Procrastination 2.0

Algorithmic Delays 2.0: The Art of Doing Nothing Efficiently Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Procrastination 2.0 is the ultimate guide to achieving maximum productivity by doing advanced procrastination, leveraging the latest in algorithmic techniques to ensure your work is never truly started.

Core Features

• Auto-schedule procrastination sessions for optimal relaxation and focus
• Intelligent task prioritization based on your browsing history and snacking habits
• AI-powered productivity reports to track your progress (or lack thereof)

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