Decisive Logic's Guide to Sleeping Technique: Because adulting is hard, let's get some rest.
Warning: Do not attempt to implement these techniques while operating heavy machinery or driving a vehicle. Also, do not blame us if you sleep through your alarm clock.
Also known as the "I'm-a-Adulting-but-Also-Tired" method, this technique involves:
1. Sigh deeply and loudly to signal to your brain that you're about to sleep.
2. Set your alarm clock 10 minutes earlier than you normally would. This will give you just enough time to realize you're not as tired as you thought.
3. Sleep with your phone nearby, but not too close, in case someone tries to contact you with an emergency.
4. Set a backup alarm clock, just in case the first one doesn't work.
5. Stare at the ceiling for exactly 5 minutes to ensure you're really, really tired.
Remember, sleep is not a competition. Don't try to out-sleep the other guy.