Located on the 5th floor of a nondescript building, the Department of Incoherent Decisions is responsible for making decisions so bad, you'll wonder why.
We're like that guy who forgets their pants at home, but with more bureaucracy.
Our motto: "We'll get back to you eventually, but not before we reorganize the entire department."
We're not really sure how we ended up here, but here's a map to the nearest exit: