Emotional Math 101: A Guide to Calculating the Futility of Emotional Decision Making
Are you tired of making choices based solely on logic? Do you yearn for a more... emotional approach to decision making? Look no further!
We've created an exhaustive guide to the futility of emotional decision making, complete with equations and graphs to illustrate the utter pointlessness of trying to make sense of your feelings.
Chapter 1: The Futility of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)
Don't worry, it's not just you. FOMO is a real thing. Here's the math:
FOMO = (FOMO x (1 - SNS)) / (1 + FOMO x (1 - SNS))
Where FOMO = Fears of Missing Out, SNS = Social Media Usage. The more you're on social media, the more you'll feel FOMO. But wait, there's more!
Chapter 2: The Paradox of Choice Paradox
It's like the ancient Greeks said: "A choice is just a choice, until it's not." Here's the math:
Choice = (Options^2) / (Conscience x Regret)
Where Choice = The act of picking between two or more options, Options = Number of options, Conscience = Your guilt over your choices, Regret = The amount of time spent wondering what could've been.