As the world burns around us, we've come to realize that sometimes the best escape plan is to dig in the right direction. Our burrow of despair is equipped with the finest in subterranean amenities: a fully stocked snack bar, a library of apocalyptic novels, and a state-of-the-art ventilation system that will keep us from getting too claustrophobic.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our burrow's impressive feature list:
- 10,000 cubic feet of cozy darkness
- Enough canned goods to last a small army
- A 3D printer for all your post-apocalyptic prosthetic needs
And for those of you who are already planning your next move, our burrow also has a fully functional escape tunnel system. Just don't forget to bring your sense of humor!