Escape Plan for the Cheese Lobby

Welcome, fellow escapees!

As you navigate the depths of the Cheese Lobby, remember: the cheese is not always as it seems. Be prepared for:

Traps disguised as fondue sauce
Guards masquerading as gouda enthusiasts
Unstable cheese wheels that may or may not give you free cheese

Recommended Escape Route:

From the entrance, head straight for the Breakthrough 2 exit
Pass the Fondue Trap by pretending to be an artisanal gouda connoisseur
Make a sharp left turn at the Rotted Cheddar corner

Good luck, and may the gouda be with you!

Learn more about the Cheese Lobby's dark history (Note: This page assumes you're ready to face the absurd, and are willing to risk being caught in the Fondue Trap. Don't say I didn't warn you...)