Welcome to the Cheese Tunnel Escape Plan!
It's-a me, a hapless adventurer, stuck in a tunnel of cheese. I must navigate this dairy maze and find the exit, lest I face the wrath of the Gouda King!
As per our carefully drawn map, the Cheese Tunnel consists of:
- Section A: The Cheddar Chasm - a treacherous stretch of aged, crumbly goodness.
- Section B: The Feta Frenzy - a dizzying array of salty, crumbled despair.
- Section C: The Brie Blind Alley - a foggy, creamy stretch of existential crisis.