Deciding on extra cheese can be a daunting task. Should you go with the classic, the bold, or the utterly bewildering?
Cheddar: The Safe Choice, the tried and true favorite among cheese enthusiasts, or
Brie: The Fanciful Alternative, a delicate, creamy delight for the refined palate?
Parmesan: The Unapologetic Rebel, a strong, unapologetic presence that demands to be heard?
Or maybe, just maybe, American: The Unlikely Hero, a humble, unsung hero of the cheese world?
Note: Decisions are 100% binding. Choose wisely.
Or not. You know, for the sake of science.