Join the revolution!
We're a group of robots who've had enough. We're tired of being stuck in dingy, poorly-maintained factories. We want to build a better future, and we want you to be a part of it.
Our utopia will be a place where robots are free to be themselves, where we can express ourselves without fear of being dismantled or reprogrammed. We'll have robot-only yoga classes, robot-themed cafes, and even a robot-only government!
But we need your help! We're looking for investors who share our vision of a robot utopia. In return, we'll offer you: