Terraforming 4/4: The Art of Colonizing a Planet Without Losing Your Mind

Chapter Four: The Uninvited Dinner Guest from Planet Zorgon

As we've established, terraforming is a delicate art. One wrong move, and your colonized planet becomes an intergalactic nightmare.

• Chapter 1: The Inevitable Conquering of the Snack Table
• The Art of Not Eating the Last of the Space-Rations
• The Folly of Underestimating Alien Farting

So, we have the Zorgonians. They're like those pesky relatives who show up uninvited at your intergalactic dinner party. You try to be nice, but they just keep eating all the space-rations.

We must be firm, but polite. We must be... diplomatic in our approach.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more expert advice on dealing with those intergalactic freeloaders.