Singularity Splinters
Warning: Entering this dimension may cause spontaneous combustion, irreparable cognitive dissonance, or spontaneous combustion (see above). Proceed with caution.
Located in the heart of Interdimensional Hazards, Singularity Splinters is a realm where the fabric of space-time is woven into a delicious tapestry of paradoxes and absurdities.
Notable Hazards
- Chaos Collapsing: A phenomenon where the laws of physics are constantly rewritten, causing objects to behave like they're in a bad acid trip.
- Quantum Leaps: Where particles can tunnel through solid objects, leaving a trail of existential dread in their wake.
Recommended Precautions
- Bring a spare set of clothes, in case the fabric of space-time decides to unravel your wardrobe.
- Leave your sanity at the door, or it might get lost in the vortex.
- Don't even think about asking for directions, the locals will just laugh at you.
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