In a shocking turn of events, the Council of Dimensional Mozzarella Pasta Bowl Architects have announced that the universe has reached maximum saucy capacity. As a result, the fabric of reality is beginning to unravel, thread by thread.
The only course of action, dear citizen, is to summon the Interdimensional Mozzarella Pasta Bowl Algorithm, a mystical equation that will recalibrate the space-time continuum, one perfectly cooked noodle at a time.
Recalculate the Mozzarella Pasta Bowl Constant