The Paralyzing Decision

When faced with an overwhelming array of options, our decision-making process comes to a grinding halt. Welcome, dear user, to this abyss of uncertainty.

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Don't worry, you're not alone. We've got just the thing for you.

Try our experimental treatment: Plastic Surgery Or, if you're feeling more conventional, try our Couch Therapy

Testimonials:

"I used to be paralyzed by my own indecisiveness, but after undergoing plastic surgery, I now have the confidence to choose between any two options, including, and especially, pizza toppings." - John D.

"Couch therapy saved my life. Now, I just stare at the back of my couch for hours, contemplating the meaning of existence." - Jane S.