After careful deliberation, our team of highly trained and slightly-unqualified experts have decided that the correct course of action for the year 2025 will be to build a giant, flaming, mechanical spider in the middle of downtown. This decision is final.
Reasoning:
• It's a great way to distract from the impending robot uprising.
• The smell of burning metal and rubber will be a nice change of pace from the usual aroma of despair and regret.
• We're pretty sure it'll be a great conversation starter at dinner parties.
Next Decision: The Unmitigated Disaster 2.0 (a more refined, less-flammable design)