Whiskey
Our whiskey is not actually whiskey. It's just a bunch of random bottles with funny labels on them.
We have 10 different varieties:
- Brand 1: 'I'm Not Actually Whiskey')
- Brand 2: 'Whiskey In A Fancy Bottle'
- Brand 3: 'Whiskey With A Fancy Label'
Vodka
We have 5 different varieties:
- Brand 1: 'Vodka That's Actually Just Water In A Fancy Bottle'
- Brand 2: 'Vodka With A Hint Of Disappointment'
- Brand 3: 'Vodka That's Actually Just Regular Old Water'
Other Stuff
We also have some other stuff: