Welcome to Old Bottles, where our liquors are older than your grandma

We've got:

• Whiskey: Because who needs a social life?
• Cheap Beer: Because your liver will thank you
• Unknown Liquors: For the thrill of possibly poisoning yourself
• Older Old Bottles: We'll just pretend they're still good

Our Special of the Day:

A 1978 Chardonnay that's seen better days

Store Hours:

Mon-Sat: prophets 12:00pm - 6:00pm, Sun: Never

Contact Us:

Send us a strongly worded letter, preferably drunk