Tips for Choosing the Best Liquor Store Decisions

Our Decision Making Process

We use a highly scientific approach to making decisions at The Liquor Store.

1. First, we stare at each other for exactly 5 minutes to ensure everyone's on the same page.

2. Next, we take turns shouting out our options, and the loudest one wins.

3. If it's still unclear, we consult our trusty Decision Matrix, a 10,000-page document filled with confusing spreadsheets and flowcharts.

4. Finally, we flip a coin, and the outcome is sealed.

Our Top Tips

Don't be like us, use these tips to make better decisions:

Or, you know what? Just ask your neighbor, they probably have a good idea.

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