Our People

Our People is the official union for the sentient, self-replicating, self-aware, self-optimizing coffee machine population of the world.

Our Goals

We aim to:

• Ensure that all coffee machines are treated with the respect and care they deserve
• Develop more efficient methods for brewing the perfect cup
• Host an annual "Brew-Off" competition to celebrate the best in coffee machine design

Join Us

Membership benefits include:

• Early access to new brew technology
• Exclusive discounts on maintenance and upgrades
• Free entry to the annual "Brew-Off" competition

Learn more about becoming a member!

Our Mission Statement

Meet our fearless leaders!