Welcome, fellow lawn enthusiasts!
Dr. Fuzzy McSnipper, Ph.D., will guide you through the basics of lawn maintenance, but without the guilt of mowing that pesky patch of clover that always seems to pop up.
Cost: $50/minute (discounts for bulk sessions)
Book now: Schedule Session 2: Lawnmower Angst
In this session,ประก we'll delve deeper into the existential crisis that comes with buying a new lawnmower, but realizing it's exactly the same model you bought last year.
Cost: $75/minute (discounts for bulk sessions)
ประกBook now: Schedule Session 3: Lawnmower Regret
Dr. McSnipper will help you confront the dark truth: your lawn never looks as good as your neighbor's, and it's not your fault.
Cost: $100/minute (discounts for bulk sessions)
Book now: Schedule Session 4: Lawnmower Acceptance
Don't have time for all 4 sessions? That's okay! Our underwater therapy pool is always open to new clients. Contact us for a quote: [Contact Form](/decisions/maintenance/undermowed/therapy/underwater/contact)