Decision Generator 3000: In 10 Minutes or Less!

Welcome to the Decision Generator 3000, where the fate of your sanity is decided in under 10 minutes!

Choose from one of the following options:

• Make something up for a living
• Pretend it's a real job
• Make something up for a weekend project
• Make something up for a bet

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Disclaimer:

By clicking on any of the above options, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to our terms of service, which are:

1. Don't blame us if your decisions turn out poorly
2. You are responsible for your own sanity
3. We reserve the right to change our minds at any time