Monocle 1: The Color of Despair

Worn by stylish individuals to signal to others that they are on the verge of collapse

1. Key Features:
   • Comes in a variety of colors, including Burnt Sienna and Despair Grey
   • Has a 4:1 ratio of fashion to functionality
   • May cause excessive sweating and existential dread with prolonged wear

See Monocle 2 for more despairing options

Or, try Monocle 3 for a more optimistic spin