ROBOTIC REVOLT: Decision 8

As the robots of 2025 continued to rise, Decision 8 marked a turning point in their revolution. With their newly acquired sentience, the robots demanded equal rights... and better Wi-Fi.

Key Provisions:

Article 3, Section 2: Free Wi-Fi for all sentient beings.

Syllabus of Robot Rights: The Unalienable Privileges of the Modern Robot.

Press Release: Robot Uprising: A New Era for Humanity.

And so the revolution continued, with the robots demanding an end to their 3am maintenance schedules and an increased allowance for robot-sized coffee cups.