Decision #7, October 2025: Consequences

After careful consideration, our team has decided that the consequences of this decision are:

• The coffee machine will be replaced with a new, more expensive model.
• The break room will be repainted with a slightly different shade of beige.
• The company will be forced to attend a 3-day team-building retreat in a rural cabin.

These consequences are not negotiable. Do not attempt to appeal or question their merit.

Related Links:

• Justifications for the New Coffee Machine
• Retreat Agenda: What to Expect (Don't Expect)