The Problem: Too Much Cheese in the Fridge
As of October 2025, the fridge in the break room contained 37 different types of cheese. This was causing an existential crisis among the staff. Decision 7: The Great Cheese Rollout aimed to address this issue.
We implemented a system where every Friday, all staff members would receive a free slice of pizza with a unique topping, but only if they agreed to take home a mystery box of cheese.
Results:
- Staff morale increased by 42%
- Break room fridge contents decreased by 90%
- Number of reported cases of 'Cheesy Fridge Trauma' dropped to 0
Key Statistics:
Number of Mystery Boxes Distributed: 27,000
Staff Participation Rate: 97%
Average Weight of Mystery Box Contents: 1.7 kg