Decision 2: Suboption 2 - The Most Important Choice of the Century

In this crucial juncture of the decision-making process, you have chosen the lesser of two evils. Congratulations! You have opted to choose the path of least resistance, and for that, you should be rewarded. Or should you.

Suboption 1: The Slightly Less Awful Alternative  or Option 3: The Completely Insane Option  or Suboption 3: The "I Have Given Up On Life" Option