Q: What is the Atomic Bag?
A: The Atomic Bag is a highly unstable, potentially explosive, and utterly stylish handbag.
Q: Why should I care about the Atomic Bag?
A: Because it's a fashion statement, of course! And also because it's secretly a time-traveling device.
Q: Is it safe to wear the Atomic Bag?
A: Only if you enjoy the thrill of possibly being vaporized in a puff of smoke and a burst of nuclear flames.
Q: Can I buy an Atomic Bag?
A: Not yet, but we're working on it. In the meantime, you can pre-order one and receive a complimentary Geiger counter.
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