THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY TREE

Because, let's be real, you're all probably just looking for someone to complain about.

Meet the lovelies: Queen Liz, King Chuck (aka Prince Chuck), and their 3.7 million cousins.

View the family tree:

• Ancestors (the really old ones)
• Ascendants (the slightly-less-old ones)
• Younger Brits (the ones who still have Instagram)
• Mostly Inbred (the ones who still live with their parents)
• Who Needs a Family Tree Anyway (the ones who just want to chill)