DECISIONS FOR THE FUTURE OF ENGLAND

Deciding between tea and coffee: the ultimate struggle of the English.

Option 1: The Tea Party

A delicate balance of bitter leaves and soothing steam.

Learn more about the intricacies of tea Or, if you're feeling more...unrefined

Option 2: The Coffee Conundrum

A caffeine-fueled nightmare of a choice: too much, too little, or just right?

But wait, isn't that just a beer problem?

Side Effects

Jittery hands, a racing heart, and the inevitable question: 'Why did I choose this?'

Disclaimer

This decision is not responsible for any lost productivity, increased anxiety, or irreversible damage to one's social standing.

Back to the Tea Party Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed The Decisional Matrix