Rule 1: Wear Pants To Work (Except Fridays)

Don't even think about it, just do it. We're not made of money.

Subrule 1a: Wear them on your bottom half.

Learn more about our office dress code

Rule 2: Coffee Is Not Optional

It's not just a drink, it's a way of life.

Read about our coffee conundrum

Rule 3: The Microwave Is A Microwave, Not A Social Hub

Don't make us have to tell you twice, but seriously, just nuke your lunch and don't talk to us.

Understand the microwave policy