Paralysis by Analysis: The Art of Making Bad Decisions

We've all been there: staring at a decision, overthinking every angle, and ultimately accomplishing nothing.

Here are some expert tips to help you achieve the perfect blend of analysis paralysis:

1. Make a list of every possible outcome

Write it all down. Every. Single. One.

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2. Research for hours on end

Google it, read the manual, consult with experts, and maybe even build a spreadsheet.

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And remember, the key to perfect decision-making is to make no decision at all. It's a delicate balance, really.

So, what's your next move? Or will it be?