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Paralysis by Analysis: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

Tips for the Utterly Inept

When faced with a task, don't just do it. Do the bare minimum.

Set a timer for 5 minutes, then take a 30-minute break.
Stare blankly into space for an hour.
Make a to-do list, then delete it.
Procrastinate by organizing your sock drawer.
Watch cat videos for 3 hours, then claim you're "researching" productivity techniques.

Remember, the bare minimum is the new normal.

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Special thanks to the Paralysis by Analysis Institute for their support and funding.