Just Procrastinate Some More

Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of indecision! You've been directed to this page for your own good.

Here are some expert tips to take your procrastination game to the next level:

• 1. Make a To-Don't list: Write down all the tasks you won't do.
• 2. Take a 5-minute break every 5 minutes.
• 3. Find a better browser tab to browse.
• 4. Pretend you're doing research: Google something completely unrelated to your task, then pretend you found exactly what you needed.

And remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually start doing anything.

Take it to the next level: Advanced Procrastination Techniques