The Antichrist's Decisions

This is the Antichrist's decision-making portal.

Here, I will guide you through the most rational and paranoid decisions in the world.

Or, if you're feeling extra paranoid:

Remember, these decisions are made by the Antichrist himself.

Disclaimer:

This website is for entertainment purposes only.

Do not take these decisions as advice from a qualified professional.

Unless you are the Antichrist.