Pants Matching Paranoia

Are these pants really matching? Or are you just delusional?

Socks are not pants, you know. Are they really though? Foolish mortal, footwear logic is a trickery.

You're probably not even sure what constitutes a 'match'.

Let us consult the ancient art of Pantomancy.

Our expert Pantomancers will guide you through the labyrinthine world of matching pants.