Are you tired of wearing boring, mass-produced socks? Do you want to make your own, but are afraid of the government monitoring your every move? Look no further than Paranoid Sock Co.! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of making your own socks, all while keeping your paranoia at bay.
Don't forget to stock up on wool for your future sock-making endeavors!
Disclaimer: Our instructors may or may not be actual experts. Our socks may or may not actually be made of wool. But our paranoia is real.