Paranoid's Guide to Stealing

Techniques for the Truly Paranoid

Are you tired of just plain old thievery? Do you want to take it to the next level? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to stealing techniques for the truly paranoid!

1. The Art of Distraction

Master the art of diverting attention away from your nefarious activities with our expert tips on creating the perfect smokescreen.

2. The Science of Sleight of Hand

From palming objects to palming your innocence, we'll show you how to master the art of making the impossible seem possible.

3. The Art of Disguise

Transform yourself into anything you want with our expert guide to costuming and prosthetics.