What if?

What if you woke up one morning and your cat was a giant, talking eggplant in a tiny suit and tie?

You'd probably just roll over and go back to sleep, right?

But what if you decided to have a chat with this eggplant in a tiny suit and tie?

Well, you might just have to ask yourself, "What if I did that, what if I didn't, what if I had a sandwich?"

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