The Philosophy of Consequence Avoidance: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Chapter 3.2: I Should Probably Not Have Done That

In the grand tradition of human error, we find ourselves at a crossroads: the path of least resistance, the path of least regret. It's a delicate balancing act, one that requires a keen sense of self-preservation and a healthy dose of denial.

For those who have stumbled upon this page, it's likely you're looking for a way to justify your questionable life choices. Well, you've come to the right place. Here are a few guiding principles to help you navigate the treacherous waters of consequence:

• I Was Just Following Orders - The age-old excuse for the modern age
• I Was Just Testing the Limits - A delicate balancing act of plausible deniability

Further Reading:

For a deeper dive into the rabbit hole of consequence avoidance, explore our comprehensive guide:

• I Should Have Done That - A look at the 'what ifs' of history's greatest regrets
• The Art of Regret - A showcase of the world's most creative excuses

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our interactive Consequence Avoidance Workbook to help you chart your own path of least resistance.