Prophecies of the Great Alexander

According to ancient legend, Alexander the Great had a plethora of prophecies that would guide his conquests and decisions. Here's a selection of the most... interesting ones:

• "Alexander's Socks Will Never Matching" (circa 323 BCE)
• "The Omphalos Effect: Why I Will Never Finish My To-Do List" (circa 322 BCE)
• "Why I Will Eat All the Croissants" (circa 321 BCE)