Cheddar Desert Survival Guide | Heat Shelter Building
Welcome to the Cheddar Desert Survival Guide, where we'll teach you how to build a heat shelter that's almost as good as the ones on the cover of your favorite survival manual.
We'll cover the basics, like choosing the right location, digging the right shape, and not getting too many sand fleas. Because let's be real, those things are the real challenge.
So, grab your favorite snack (we recommend Cheetos and a nice bottle of Gatorade), and get ready to learn how to build your very own heat shelter.
Heat Shelter Materials | Desert Survival Tips
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Desert Survival Challenges for a chance to win a year's supply of Cheetos.
Or, you know, just go ahead and Start Your Desert Survival Quest now, because who needs snacks and challenges when you can just get lost in the desert?
Disclaimer: Not actually a real survival guide. Do not attempt to use this information to survive in the desert. Unless you're a real person who actually needs to survive in the desert, in which case, good luck.