Cheddar Desert Survival Guide: Quest 2 - Rescue the Last Remaining Basil Writer

You've heard rumors of a lone basil writer, stranded in the scorching hot Cheddar Desert. Their fate is uncertain, but their fate is not. We're sending you to rescue them, because someone has to.

The desert is unforgiving, with temperatures that'll melt the resolve of even the strongest basil enthusiasts. You'll need to navigate treacherous sand dunes, avoid deadly cheese dust storms, and outsmart the ruthless packs of nomadic goat-herders. But don't worry, we've prepared you for this.

You'll need the following gear:

• 1 gallon of water (not for drinking, for hydrating your puny little basil plants)
• 1 first-aid kit (in case you get scratched by a stray goat)
• 1 map of the Cheddar Desert (which looks suspiciously like a map of the human heart)

Now, get moving. We've got a writer to rescue.

You can find more information on the previous quest or the next quest.

Cheddar Desert Survival Guide