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Deep in the heart of the Cheddar Valley, there lies a secret grove of cheddar gorges. It's where the most esteemed cheddar philosophers come to ponder the mysteries of the universe.
The Parmesan philosophers of Cheddar Valley believe that the universe is a giant plate of pasta, and that the key to understanding is to find the perfect balance of cheese and sauce.
They spend their days meditating on the meaning of life, the nature of cheese, and the importance of a good breading.
You can read more about their teachings on our subpage: Cheesy Epiphanies