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Deciding on a cheese substitute can be a daunting task. Fear not, for we have the answers. Our team of expert Prophets have weighed the options and brought back the goods.
We know what you're thinking: "Is this just a weird, hippie cheese?" But no, it's actually a viable option. Give it a shot.
A cheese substitute so bold, so daring, it's like a rebellious teenager at a dinner party. But seriously, it's not that bad.
Still undecided? Ask a Prophet